Goo_Bert
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Indian Encounter
09/16/2026, 08:40 PM
FellingIsYunny
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Indian Encounter
09/16/2026, 08:40 PM
Moammar_Gadhafi
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Indian Encounter
09/16/2026, 08:41 PM
JismirchVonD
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Indian Encounter
09/16/2026, 08:42 PM
sickboimeme
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Burt's Song
09/16/2026, 09:12 PM
sickboimeme
-> vault-as-seen-on: sam hyde singing about isreal and how much he loves benjamin netanyahu
09/16/2026, 09:14 PM
Moammar_Gadhafi
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Burt's Song
09/16/2026, 09:20 PM
WuTangTan
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Call To Prayer
09/16/2026, 09:22 PM
WuTangTan
-> counter-as-seen-on: Burt's Song
09/16/2026, 09:25 PM
Douggem
-> vault-as-seen-on: Beatbox song by a whale with sonar pings, car crashes, and rusty nails with metallic screeching and jaw popping
09/16/2026, 09:29 PM
OddCourier
-> counter-as-seen-on: COD Lobby
09/16/2026, 09:54 PM
FederalAsian
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: woman screaming loud
09/16/2026, 10:51 PM
KINGBABY
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Birthday Song
09/16/2026, 10:54 PM
FederalAsian
-> vault-as-seen-on: alarm
09/16/2026, 11:04 PM
CherubCow
-> vault-as-seen-on: A kid whispering, "Don't wake her", with intermittent hammering sounds.
09/17/2026, 08:54 AM
CherubCow
-> vault-as-seen-on: Singing bowls chiming gently.
09/17/2026, 09:00 AM
RyanC
-> counter-as-seen-on: Reveille
09/17/2026, 09:29 AM
THUGMUFFINS
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Someone taking a disgusting poop farting a lot and yelling about how stinky it is
09/17/2026, 11:22 AM
admin
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Oscar's Song
09/17/2026, 03:43 PM
admin
-> counter-as-seen-on: Oscar's Song
09/17/2026, 03:46 PM
admin
-> counter-as-seen-on: Oscar Song
09/17/2026, 04:04 PM
AB_
-> first-floor-alt-as-seen-on: pop song with the lyrics "the circumference of oscars penips"
09/17/2026, 04:05 PM
FederalAsian
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: anime girl moaning
09/17/2026, 04:58 PM
HardR
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Gentle Lullaby
09/17/2026, 05:37 PM
richyninenine
-> counter-as-seen-on: Gentle Lullaby
09/17/2026, 05:37 PM
420
-> counter-as-seen-on: Gentle Lullaby
09/17/2026, 05:38 PM
nomorehotdogs
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Call To Prayer
09/17/2026, 07:15 PM
Nylonpython
-> vault-as-seen-on: Burt's Song
09/17/2026, 07:23 PM
Styks
-> counter-as-seen-on: 2 to 6 indian men yelling "spirit shut up"
09/17/2026, 07:26 PM
-69-
-> counter-as-seen-on: COD Lobby
09/17/2026, 07:28 PM
RustyBones
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Mariachi Band
09/17/2026, 07:53 PM
Douggem
-> counter-as-seen-on: La Bambo Dominican
09/17/2026, 07:54 PM
Wiitard
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: Burt's Song
09/17/2026, 07:59 PM
bangalang
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: Burt's Song
09/17/2026, 08:00 PM
bangalang
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: traditional african tribal drumming music
09/17/2026, 08:25 PM
FederalAsian
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: crowd booing
09/17/2026, 09:17 PM
tankboy
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Call To Prayer
09/17/2026, 09:22 PM
LoudProtector
-> first-floor-alt-as-seen-on: Reveille
09/17/2026, 09:23 PM
nomorehotdogs
-> first-floor-alt-as-seen-on: Indian Encounter
09/17/2026, 09:24 PM
LEXX
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: loud smoke detector beeping 180 bpm
09/17/2026, 09:49 PM
Crud
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Vomit Blast
09/17/2026, 10:11 PM
admin
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Reveille
09/17/2026, 10:50 PM
admin
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Mariachi Band
09/17/2026, 10:50 PM
admin
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: Burt's Song
09/17/2026, 10:51 PM
admin
-> first-floor-as-seen-on: COD Lobby
09/17/2026, 10:51 PM
BoingoDoingo
-> vault-as-seen-on: Landon's Song
09/17/2026, 11:06 PM
yaboiderrik
-> vault-as-seen-on: Landon's Song
09/17/2026, 11:07 PM
mushoosh
-> vault-as-seen-on: La Bambo Dominican
09/17/2026, 11:08 PM
doodlewhisk
-> vault-as-seen-on: Landon's Song
09/17/2026, 11:09 PM
doodlewhisk
-> vault-as-seen-on: COD Lobby
09/17/2026, 11:10 PM
Rational_Retard
-> vault-as-seen-on: Tina, what in the heck is going on? There's nothing wrong with liking boys, but damn girl. Damn. Anyways what you up to tomorrow? I'm free between 3 and 5 PM and got plenty of bunny bucks baby
09/18/2026, 12:36 AM
Styks
-> vault-as-seen-on: between the hour in the bathroom and everything we heard, your excuses are sounding pretty dumb. you dumb as hell dummy. like dummy ol dumbo. stop making jets life hard he wants to play videos games ya drunk. If HR was here you'd be fired
09/18/2026, 12:38 AM
PokeyKnifeMan
-> vault-as-seen-on: tina your favourite dish cream of sum yung guy?
09/18/2026, 12:38 AM
LarryButters
-> vault-as-seen-on: There's something in the air, I can feel it. The air feels humid and thick. The smell, sweet but musky. Something happened here and I will get to the bottom of it. It's time for [serious] THE SEX DETECTIVE!
09/18/2026, 12:38 AM
Theo_Tugboat
-> vault-as-seen-on: Just like when Jet and Ben network in the bathroom late at night for an hour alone. Normal friend stuff.
09/18/2026, 12:38 AM
KingCobraHJS
-> vault-as-seen-on: Hey jet, if you really know she was just networking then hit that geek bar.
09/18/2026, 12:39 AM
Outburst
-> vault-as-seen-on: Uh what the hell were you about to say about xhamster
09/18/2026, 12:40 AM
gOOnTM
-> vault-as-seen-on: Nah gang shorty was in there eatin mad dick. I just KNOW she got A1 neck. But its just friend stuff. Don't make a big deal out of it. Supreme. Network supreme.
09/18/2026, 12:40 AM
nomorehotdogs
-> vault-as-seen-on: [sarcastic]Dat nasty hoe was networkin hard, bobbin her head up n down on dat dick, slidin it deep in her throat like a real freak.
09/18/2026, 12:40 AM
Goo_Bert
-> vault-as-seen-on: Just hang out with my mouth. It's like I'm so bad at texting. These feelings are not a thing friends can convey over words. Xhamster is friend stuff. Why are people so straight edge about this kinda stuff.
09/18/2026, 12:40 AM
Rational_Retard
-> vault-as-seen-on: Tina, you're doing a great job. Ignore these retards. Jet is gonna pretend this is something he has to clamp down on, but here we are at 1AM sending TTS's. Anyways, keep sucking dick and doing your thing.
09/18/2026, 12:40 AM
mortadella
-> vault-as-seen-on: i get it, Tina. Salesforce, slack messages, networking, QBRs, and going over proposals, you are a woman in tech, girly!! Believe Tina!
09/18/2026, 12:41 AM
jka
-> vault-as-seen-on: yo tina, this the dude upstairs in the pink shirt. me and the homie was up against the door hearin some crazy stuff girl! when's my turn? we up here ready girl. i spent my last dolla on this TTS so you better put out
09/18/2026, 12:42 AM
Rational_Retard
-> vault-as-seen-on: Hey Jet. Jet W Ben W Production W. Fratjon here and love the content. Who knew so much crazy shit could happen in NY lol. Pretty drunk and having a good time. Jet W
09/18/2026, 12:48 AM
EricBorder
-> vault-as-seen-on: Jet ate the cum donuts now hit the cum vape all within 2 days....whats going on big guy
09/18/2026, 12:48 AM
PokeyKnifeMan
-> vault-as-seen-on: as seen on.......... people with aids plaza
09/18/2026, 12:49 AM
kehmicle
-> vault-as-seen-on: Jet this is crazy, when the guy first walked in you said this: "My whole life is just getting raped over and over" Crazy coincidence. this edit gonna be nuts ngl
09/18/2026, 12:50 AM
manholdup
-> vault-as-seen-on: also why did the guy tell her he was boys with you?? thats weird as hell.
09/18/2026, 12:51 AM
FFBB
-> vault-as-seen-on: cum mog complete.
09/18/2026, 12:51 AM
dregs
-> vault-as-seen-on: call that a squad wipe
09/18/2026, 12:51 AM
bergvitzstein
-> vault-as-seen-on: is the vape for sale
09/18/2026, 12:51 AM
Slaw
-> vault-as-seen-on: Ben can’t know about this. If he finds out the whole house gay when he’s been being made fun of it for two weeks…. I don’t even want to think about what he’ll do
09/18/2026, 12:52 AM
bthsf
-> vault-as-seen-on: His name is Julian Cums on Jet vape
09/18/2026, 12:52 AM
peeNigga
-> vault-as-seen-on: Xuě huā piāo piāo běi fēng xiāo xiāo Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng Yì jiǎn hán méi ào lì xuě zhōng Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān. Xuě huā piāo piāo běi fēng xiāo xiāo Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng Yì jiǎn há
09/18/2026, 12:53 AM
dantegar
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: Yo Tina! Jet hit the Cum vape lololololol
09/18/2026, 12:55 AM
dantegar
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: Please talk more about xhamster
09/18/2026, 12:58 AM
LilTecca
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: OMG I KNOW... isn't that old black homeless guy dancing so cute!!! God I love listening to this type of music on the regular, it definitely isn't a ploy to appeal to the demographic consuming the room.
09/18/2026, 01:02 AM
peeNigga
-> basement-as-seen-on: Xuě huā piāo piāo běi fēng xiāo xiāo Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng Yì jiǎn hán méi ào lì xuě zhōng Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān. Xuě huā piāo piāo běi fēng xiāo xiāo Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng Yì jiǎn há
09/18/2026, 01:03 AM
gOOnTM
-> vault-as-seen-on: 30 in the tree line 40 in the corn, 50 in the
09/18/2026, 01:04 AM
Dev_Dog
-> vault-as-seen-on: She jing ping. I am jet, and boy do I have quite the business opportunity for you.
09/18/2026, 01:06 AM
beepbloop
-> vault-as-seen-on: very naughty, very deceptive mr. neptune
09/18/2026, 01:10 AM
peeNigga
-> vault-as-seen-on: Jet what do you think of the group B fishtank viewer
09/18/2026, 01:14 AM
AndyZemite
-> vault-as-seen-on: Jet when you getting Jay Guapo in the shop?? Jay needs to come on! Jay guapo summer 2025 Jet! Get that Mexican on here! Thanks Jet have a good night I love you
09/18/2026, 01:20 AM
gayaids
-> vault-as-seen-on: play a video game, video game boy
09/18/2026, 01:22 AM
Goo_Bert
-> vault-as-seen-on: Well this shit is fucked. Homeless aids from the donut is kicking in. there is potential, but it's the E- Hooker that randomly did bathroom fun-stuff Is a boring bitch and doesn't even know how to wrangle tards. I guess we just press enter.
09/18/2026, 01:25 AM
Zerotg
-> vault-as-seen-on: [angry]22 dollars for a pack of darts! New york is grabbing all the shekels.
09/18/2026, 01:27 AM
Rational_Retard
-> vault-as-seen-on: Jet help! Tina is sucking off another chocolate man in the bathroom, but this time she tried to swallow more than she could chew. Don't let that hoe die Jet!
09/18/2026, 01:27 AM
WeaponizedArtism
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: Tina get off the glass, it's dangerous. Tina get off the glass, it's dangerous. Tina get off the glass, it's dangerous. Tina get off the glass, it's dangerous. Tina get off the glass, it's dangerous.
09/18/2026, 01:30 AM
JE_Unlimited
-> second-floor-as-seen-on: I gotta stay high all the time, to keep you off my mind woohooowooohhhoooooeoeowwwwoooowoooowoooo
09/18/2026, 01:36 AM
BoogerFartChamp
-> vault-as-seen-on: g g fuckin easy. hey dont say that. [giggle] ok g g frerkin easy.
09/18/2026, 01:46 AM
Absolutefuck
-> vault-as-seen-on: Mixing benzodiazepines and alcohol is very dangerous
09/18/2026, 01:58 AM
jellostank
-> vault-as-seen-on: squat in the store until the end of the year. famous family, season two. crazy gang for life
09/18/2026, 02:03 AM
AmazinBran
-> vault-as-seen-on: [frantic] JET! I’m sorry, bro. I have no choice. I’m selling my ONE-POINT-SIX-BILLION-DOLLAR investment in Fishtank directly to CX. Ice Poseidon gets everything. The deal is done. Tell Sam I’m sorry. This is business.
09/18/2026, 02:04 AM
Goo_Bert
-> vault-as-seen-on: What is your money invested in Tina? What should we invest in? please tell us
09/18/2026, 02:06 AM
jellostank
-> vault-as-seen-on: tina go mimis [snore] tina. go. mimis! [snore] tina go mimis now! tina mimi time! [snore] tina goes mimi! [snore] [yelling] TINA WAKE UP THEY NUKING IRAN
09/18/2026, 02:08 AM
manholdup
-> vault-as-seen-on: Jet you gotta be befriend Peter vack to make it in the dimes square scene. Hes like 45 but all the Gen Z 20 something’s look up to him and try to ride his coattails to fame and Peter thiel funding.
09/18/2026, 02:12 AM
GOON-BONES
-> vault-as-seen-on: [FAT EBONICS] AY HOE, SHUUUUUUT UP! AY! SHUUUUUT UP! AY LADY! SHUUUUUUUUUUT UP! AY! AY! SHUUUUT UP! AY LADY! SHUUUUUUUUT UP! NEW YORK SUCKS, YOU SUCK, YOU'RE A SUCKA! SUCKA COCK! COGSUCKA! YOU AIN'T SAYIN' NUTTIN, LIL HUSSY!
09/18/2026, 02:14 AM
AmazinBran
-> vault-as-seen-on: [apologetic] Jet, I’m sorry. We tried to make the numbers work, but we just couldn’t make ends meet for Fishtank. The money’s gone, the deal fell apart, and there’s nothing left to save. It’s over. I’m sorry, bro.
We love you Blick-E
09/18/2026, 02:18 AM
fistmefred
-> vault-as-seen-on: Why not pass fishtank to someone more motivated than you to make money for the company while you work on a project you are more passionate about?
09/18/2026, 02:20 AM
Goo_Bert
-> vault-as-seen-on: Yo brother , I recognize this pattern. This bitch is gonna try to be your friend. This is how Burt wears men down. DO , NOT. I REPEAT, DO NOT GO INTO THE BATHROOM WITH THIS HARPEY. Just picture ben in that hat.
09/18/2026, 02:21 AM